Find a kooky hat, an old floral bag and go through your closet for a long black skirt, matching blazer and a white blouse. Wrap yourself up in a scarf, pick up an umbrella and you’ll be “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” in no time.
The Zelda video game character requires a lot of green felt, brown boots, a makeshift sword and shield.
Paint your face brown and white, make some ears out of material from a fabric store and sport the biggest frown you’ve ever worn.
There’s no need to bake actual gingerbread for this costume. Go the literal route and throw on loaves of bread around you and dye your hair ginger red.
Get some cardboard and spray paint it bronze, attach it to your head and voilà! You are now a currency.
Ever wanted to look as if you lived in black-and-white à la “Pleasantville”? Just wear solely black and white and paint your skin grey.
Flaunt your baby bump by pretending there’s a zombie breaking out! Grab an old doll, some fake blood, glue and a shirt you’re not afraid of ripping up.
Do your best Cillian Murphy as Scarecrow impression by cutting up an old sack, sew up the mouth and draw ‘X’s” on the sewed-up mouth.
This costume requires a bit more time and effort, but the results are spectacular. Go to your nearest fabric store and get black and tan material, and make the head, horns and nose out of paper mache.
The “Batman” character is actually perfect for Halloween because there are so many leaves to pick from the trees! Glue the leaves to a bodysuit, paint your face with lots of sparkly green makeup and find a cheap red wig.
This one is easy. Get a lot of duct tape, construct it into a dress, paint it blue and cut out the letters Red Bull from a print-out and tape them on the dress.
Construct the Pac-man out of cardboard and hang it on a black sweater by using straps.
Paint your skin black with white bones on your arms, chest and face and throw on an old black dress.
Everyone loves a good Slave Leia! Grab some red felt and cut up dyed-gold cardboard for the skirt and make the bikini out of cardboard or felt.
Throw on a red hoodie and grab yourself a milk carton and bike handles. If you can’t get your hands on an E.T. doll, put in your pet and wrap a white blanket around them!
Even if you don’t have a real baby, you can pick up a doll for cheap and wrap it in a blanket around you. Just make sure to wear a pair of sunnies and stick out your gut.
This super cute idea involves a yellow shirt, a blue dress and a black marker.
Kink your hair out a bit with a hair curler, paint your face with pale white makeup and a bit of black highlighter on the cheeks and mouth and throw on a black turtleneck and white collared-shirt.
Give yourself your best jheri curl, paint on a moustache and small goatee and throw on a ruffled and bedazzled shirt.
Grab a cheap guitar or make your own DIY sequined microphone to accessorize your outfit which should include high-waisted short shorts and a sexy blouse. Don’t forget the red lips!
Grab a pair of sunnies, a copy of the September issue of Vogue, a bob wig and your Sunday Best.
Find your loosest piece of clothing you have (muumuu, jumpsuit, etc) as long as it’s in black, put on a pair of your highest heels and strike a hard pose.
This one’s easy: All you need is a baseball cap, a white tee, skinny jeans and Chucks. Don’t forget to frown a lot!
Head over to your nearest Value Village and find an old ballgown, then when you’re out and about, keep falling down on any stairs you can find.
Blow out your hair, wear a polka dot dress, find a replica sapphire engagement ring and for bonus points, get yourself a plastic baby.
Grab a sparkly bodysuit, curl your hair and you’re golden.
Johnny is all about the accessories so wrap yourself in layers of necklaces, chains, bracelets and rings. Next, go to your local thrift shop and get a collared shirt, striped vest, blazer and an old hat.
You don’t need to look further than your underwear drawer to dress like Miley. Just remember to stick out your tongue a lot.
Baggy jeans, a loose tee, a few necklaces and a backwards baseball cap is all you need to look like Toronto’s Number 1 Fan.
Brave the fall weather in a sexy swimsuit. Don’t forget to carry your phone wherever you go to take Instagram pics. Baby North West not included.
Everyone should have Kanye’s wardrobe staples in their closet: A jean jacket, plain grey tee, loose pants and a constant frown should do the trick.
The most stylish siblings in Hollywood actually have looks that are easy to recreate. Just pull out an old pair of denim overalls, a rock concert t-shirt, wedge sneakers and you’re golden.
Don’t have a velvet suit lying around? No problem. Your local secondhand store should have one on the cheap.
Suck it up and buy a pair of cheap drop-crotch pants. Come on, you know you want to wear them.
Ever wanted to walk outside in nothing but a bedsheet? Now you can! And if you don’t have platinum blond hair, don’t worry: Just say you’re Marilyn in her Norma Jean days.
We’re way past Angelina Leg so this Halloween, dress yourself in long robes à la Lord of the Rings
SJP style staples are easy: Grab a pair of high heels, layer on lots of eyeliner and rock a flapper dress.
The First Lady is known for her accessible fashion, so head over to a Wal-Mart or Target to get a form-fitting frock in a vibrant colour. For bonus points, add an American flag pin to the outfit.
Paris Hilton’s ex bestie is a fashion chameleon so you can basically wear whatever you want as long as it’s avant-garde with a bit of a “Dynasty” twist.
Black, baggy and quirky. That’s the general theme for the Olsen sisters’ style. Make sure to purse your lips to show your exasperation at the less fashionable people in the world.
Olivia’s trench coat is not only stylish, but will keep you warm on a cold Halloween night. Make a White House visitor’s pass and you’re good to go.
Mrs. Ryan Reynolds is all about showing off her bod so play up your legs in a mini-dress and high heels. Don’t forget to carry a whisk and a cookbook to let everyone know that you’re a pro in the kitchen.
Throw on your sexiest LBD, a strand of pearls and you’re all set. If you really want to convince people that you’re ScarJo, just lower your voice a bit and you’re all good.
All you need is a sheer top, blazer, skinny trousers, sexy heels and straight hair to rock the supermodel’s signature look.
Cover your face with black and white makeup, spray your hair black, and put on a black suit with a white shirt. Easy and clever.
Memes are great costume fodder, and you can pull off this one with makeup, kitty ears, and something beige and comfortable. Adorable and cozy, all at once.
Get relevant with this costume that references the U.S. government shutdown: dress as your favourite national U.S. monument, or as a park ranger, and then hang a CLOSED sign around your neck.
This breakout Netflix show makes an easy enough costume for most women if you just get orange scrubs and white sneakers, but we like this as a group costume that includes Piper, Red, Taystee, Poussey, Crazy Eyes, Sophia, Pennsatucky, Alex…really, as many of these awesome characters as possible. For a much cheaper spin on designer prison duds, check out this uniform shop.
This couple costume is made with inexpensive felt. If you can’t sew, you can use fusing tape and an iron to put this one together. Have a third person you need a costume for? Cut two circles of beige felt and you’ve got a pancake!
Here’s one you can make with $5 and a trip to the dollar store with poster board, string, and some paint. If you’ve got a group, each of you can pick a colour to represent.
Yet another great use for party cups!
Got a baby and a baby carrier? Then you’re most of the way towards this great costume idea. Might as well dress them up in silly outfits while you still get all the say in the matter.
If you’re patient enough to apply all those dots, you can have a creative costume with just some basic makeup and black clothing.
Another thrift-store special, courtesy of a visit to the menswear section. If you shop well, you’ll be able to add the items to your regular wardrobe rotation. Annie looked great, after all.
We love that these guys turned the sexy costume trend on its head with this great group idea.
If you’ve got a hoodie, some felt, and some velcro you can put together a simple costume for the animal of your choice. Add a bit of face paint to take it up a notch, but if it’s good enough for Martha, it’s good enough for us.
This will be a popular one this year, we’re sure, but it’s still fun. You shouldn’t have much trouble finding camo pants, a bandana, and a long beard. Add a mug of tea for Si, of course.
Channel a ’90s hero and fight the boring trend towards skimpy Halloween costumes, all at the same time. Surely you’ve got one comfortable flannel shirt still kicking around.
Blond wig, white suit, a microphone, pink shoes, and a whole lot of awesome.
Have a friend who works for Shoppers Drug Mart? Borrow a uniform shirt, make a “DRAKE” (or “AUBREY”) name tag, and you’re set.
You can make the classic “Dr. Who” time machine spacecraft (which stands for “Time and Relative Dimension in Space” with a big blue garment and some white paint or masking tape. Easily customizable, like this somewhat-inexplicable flapper TARDIS.
We favour the shark-head mask plus grey sweatshirt with stuff taped to it approach, to make a literal Sharknado, but you’ve got a few options here. It’s even adorable on dogs!
Bring back all that cutting and glueing you did in kindergarten and put this one together with a box or a couple of pieces of poster board. Perhaps you can break out some spray paint and go as the coveted gold iPhone 5S, or add some colour and go as an iPhone 5C.
Captain America is fine and all, but Captain Canada would be very polite and bilingual.
This is a cute one for kids, and is easily done with masking or duct tape, an inexpensive grey or black sweatsuit, and toy cars.
Grab an unloved orange garment from your closet, or pick one up at your local thrift store, and get creative with a black marker. Bonus points if you cover the black parts with glow-in-the-dark paint. This is a fun option for people who don’t have the skill or patience for carving actual pumpkins.
A short blonde wig, a flapper-esque dress, and a bunch of long necklaces let you channel this Great Gatsby character for a night, and look good doing it. This one could get pricey, but you can always find gems at your nearest thrift shop or your grandma’s closet.
Everyone has black clothing in their closet. With some yellow fabric strips, velcro, and wings made of black pantyhose and a wire coat hanger, you can easily have a cheap and cute costume too. This one works for all ages.
This adorable costume is a great reason to have kids, but we see no reason why you couldn’t also try an adult version.
Don’t go as Miley without putting your own spin on it. Robin Thicke’s suit channeled Beetlejuice, so we’re in favour of going as Beetlejuice and Lydia at the VMAs. Robin: striped suit (go with white paint on a black secondhand suit), crazy makeup, aviators. Lydia: very short puffy red dress, a black foam finger, black top knots with spiky bangs—and, obviously, tongue sticking out as often as possible.
You can go creative (and less messy), like in this photo, with some red tinsel, or you can just put on a white dress and blonde wig and then pour (water-based!) red paint all over yourself. Your call.
Denim, an updo, red lipstick, and a bandanna make this an easy costume, but it’s a DIY classic.
Another ’90s throwback, and one that’s easy to do with a black wig, black tights, and a black dress with a bit of lace and a white collar. Get out your glue gun!
Have a broken black umbrella lying around? Then you’re halfway to a fun bat costume.
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Because they fit perfectly together.
Now you can wear everyone’s favourite sandwich.
Staying in the theme of favourite foods, you can also dress up like a pint and burger.
Where’s Waldo? No really, now we have to deal with two.
These two are natural enemies — but you and your beau don’t have to be.
No explanation needed.
You too can be the most talked about couple of the year.
Yup, pretty scary.
Everyone’s favourite superhero duo.
Win every single ‘best dressed’ contest with this one.
Ha! We think this is cute.
Just because they have somewhat of a complicated love/hate relationship, doesn’t mean you do.
Take your breakfast to the next Halloween party.
If you really want to stay relevant this Halloween, we say stick to Orange Is The New Black’s favourite duo Alex and Piper.
Because sometimes, we’re all big babies.
Feel 10 again.
Sure, it’s Halloween, but we’re just thinking about those summer nights.
Perfect cardboard-cutout for the perfect cardboard-cutout couple.
We all know both of you are anxious to re-live this moment.
Technically, you have something on.
For all you Game of Throne fans. Sorry, dragons not included.
Face it, your other half is your cheap eats.
If you two are health freaks, show up as vegetables.
For the techies out there, don’t worry, people will get it.
Boo! Bring out your inner nerd.
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No false advertising here.
Does this even count as a costume?
The skirt kind of takes the edge off this once-scary Halloween costume.
We kind of have to give the wearer props. Making a keg look sexy ain’t easy.
If you build it, they will come?
A beloved Pixar furball gets a sexy makeover.
This costume could be worse; at least the dots are in strategic places.
A modern take on another questionable costume.
This costume is birth control enough.
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On second thought, maybe they should cut funding to PBS.
The hat that says “Winner gets a free ride” is pretty much the worst.
Is it still a “slip” if you do it on purpose?
At least he’s promoting safe sex.
Yeah… This could get awkward.
Now you can make people uncomfortable all night long.
Because eating disorders are meant to be portrayed as sexy and hilarious, right?
Word to the wise: make sure you take your penis costume for a trial run at the local library before hitting the sidewalk.
At least he knows what he is.
Facial expression not included.
When you’re wearing a sexy costume to a Halloween party, it’s probably a good idea to stay away from sedatives and not bring your own restraints.
It’s not surprising that this one’s on clearance for $7.99.
We sort of feel like this guy wasn’t looking for cats.
Don’t worry, there are more dirty puns where that came from.
As long as there’s no copay.
If you wear this, it’s the closest you’ll come to seeing one that night.
Why is the blacked-out tooth part of it?
Make sure you include the hand gestures so you get the point across that you’re a complete douche.
Dressing up as a heartbroken clown has never been … sexier?
Pocahantas didn’t even dress this sexy.
For a con, he looks pretty pleased with himself.
No more beer for this guy.
Looking like sh*t has never been so cute.
Of all the costumes that scream “I have a penis!” this has got to be the most frightening.
Would you take a shot with this guy?
We don’t even want to know what his superpowers are.
For those mischief-makers who enjoy holding plastic props to their bodies all night long.
Just in case you wanted to dress up as “WTF” this Halloween.
Nothing says class like wearing a circus tent on your crotch. (Thanks for the tip, Karen!)
The commercial version is so much more disturbing than the homemade version.
Steady blood flow, meet steady alcohol flow.
He has low self-esteem.
Now your roommates know why you’ve been practicing your birth face in the mirror for so long.
Wine in a box continues its tradition of being the least romantic thing ever.
These guys must really, really love each other.
In case anyone was wondering why Spencer’s Gifts was sold out of mock penises this year.
We feel like this is going to end in some shaking accidents later in the night.
Halloween couldn’t be complete this year without a good old-fashioned Human Centipede costume.
A feminist twist on the ubiquitous vagina-head costume worn by frat boys everywhere.
When you decide to pull off an extremely creepy costume, it’s best to let your attitude match it. Yeah, it’s a dead baby but she’s cool with it.
Let’s see the St. Pauly Girl do this.
More like Alad-don’t.
We’ve seen homemade Hitler costumes before (which are also ridiculous) but this commercial version just blows us away.
Sometimes, knocking over every beer in front of you is a necessary sacrifice for the perfect sexual innuendo costume.
We’re not quite sure what these are…but we have a feeling they’re NSFW.
It’s getting hard to imagine a non-penis-related costume at this point.
She’s right to throw her hands up like that.
Hopefully he won’t find any used band-aids in there.
This one will be useful for all the TPing later.
Is it more degrading to wear this ridiculous shirt with boobs attached, or to just wear a wet T-shirt and risk getting on “Girls Gone Wild?”
There are some things that just should never be made into a “sexy” Halloween costume. Cookie Monster is definitely one of them.
Maybe they’re actually dressing up as this Onion article: “It’s Nice We Can Finally Look Back On That Whole Oil Spill And Laugh.”
Dreams really do come true!
This will forever be too soon.
We wonder how many white frat boys will put on this cartoonish representation of a Rasta? At least the squishy headpiece will soften the blows they will undoubtedly receive.
Thanks for ruining unicorns for everyone.
Unlock the key to her … stomach vagina?
Thanks for ruining childhood game night.
For when you want to make everyone think about touching your junk AND bestiality for the entire night.
You know a costume is bad when you have to repeat a pun just for anyone to get it. (Thanks for the tip, Jay!)
This description speaks for itself (full of typos): “Although she doesnt have much of a personality, she is still drop dead gorgeous in this body bag dress, Im sure you have the personality and in this you will be gorgeous. Stretch satin mini dress with hood and a two way zipper front which can zip all the way up the hood, this is sleeveless and has a vest style finish at the back. One breast has an outline of a body printed on to it an PROPERTY OF THE CORONER. Pack includes Coroners name tag fitted to a choker Jane Doe and matching fingerless gloves. (3 piece set). Fabrics are listed as 95% polyester and 5% spandex. and other accessories are available separately.” (Thanks, Belinda!)
Just 25 cents?
OK, now we’re just confused.
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